Lane Kiffin, Ed Orgeron and Nick Saban get Christmas gifts

I’ve put off my Christmas shopping long enough. Let’s take care of this, so I can sneak in some holiday eggnog.

Here are my Christmas gifts for college football luminaries:

Lane Kiffin: A cat.

Jeff Landry: A headset.

Layla Kiffin: A guest appearance on “House Hunters.”

Keith Carter: A January free of yoga dates with his football coach.

Ben Garrett: Ludacris concert tickets.

DJ Lagway: Kiffin’s phone number.

Trinidad Chambliss: Another season of eligibility.

Pete Golding: Red meat and a cold one.

Mississippi fans: Mustard bottles.

Arvell Reese: A No. 1 handshake from Roger Goodell.

Fernando Mendoza: A No. 2 handshake from Goodell.

Diego Pavia: A WWE contract.

Heisman voters: Pavia’s highlight reel.

Nico Iamaleava: A Big Orange comeback.

Jacob Rodriguez: A guest appearance on “Landman.”

Ed Orgeron: A podcast.

Hugh Freeze: A birdie putt.

Brian Kelly: A par putt.

Billy Napier: A homecoming party.

James Franklin: A schedule with no big games.

Clint Dowdle: A victory lap.

Jimmy Sexton: A spot on the “College GameDay” panel.

Steve Sarkisian: Dinner with Desmond Howard.

Sherrone Moore: Robert Shapiro’s phone number.

Kenny Dillingham: A maize and blue hoodie.

Kalen DeBoer: Another black hoodie.

Eli Drinkwitz: A maize and blue hoodie, regifted from Dillingham.

Pat McAfee: A shirt.

Kirk Herbstreit: A year off.

Gus Johnson: A throat lozenge.

Arch Manning: A New York Times retraction.

Paul Finebaum: A 2028 election campaign.

Nick Saban: Advertising deals with Airbnb and Lowe’s.

Texas Tech: A playoff win.

Cody Campbell: A commercial during Texas Tech’s playoff win.

Curt Cignetti: A key to the city.

Lee Corso: Rose Bowl swag.

Kirby Smart: A third national championship.

Marcus Freeman: A starring role in the next “James Bond” movie.

Dan Lanning: A sidekick role in the next Chris Pratt movie.

Pete Bevacqua: The password to @ACCFootball on X.

The BCS rankings: A comeback.

The CFP selection committee: Best wishes on their future endeavors.

BYU Cougars: A 16-team playoff bracket.

Greg Sankey: A four-team playoff bracket.

Tony Petitti: A 300-team playoff bracket.

Purdue Boilermakers: A spot in Petitti’s 300-team playoff bracket.

Blake Toppmeyer is the USA TODAY Network’s senior national college football columnist. Email him at BToppmeyer@gannett.com and follow him on X @btoppmeyer.